Krazybov classifieds

For the incredibly low price of £2.50 (approx $4) you get a classified ad that will appear here and in the printed version of krazybov comics.

At the moment they're all just thrown in there with no particular order other than newest at the top.

Gosh! London Gosh! offers a diverse and indepth range of new graphic novels and comics. A finer selection is hard to find. GoshLondon.com

Hey Pamela! I saw you on Saturday in the pub shaking your thang but I was too shy to talk to you. Give me a ring, you know my number - George

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Sweat Drop Studios Original Manga from the United Kingdom. SweatDrop.com

Nemesis wanted: I'm 5'10, into kayaking, books and conversation (by day), justice, honour and vengeance (by night). Seeking arch-enemy, possibly crimelord or deformed megalomaniac. Call 0207 567 343

Incognito Comics Home Of The UK's finest online comic book back-issue service. IncognitoComics.com

Have VIAGRA. Need Women. Any women between 18 and 80. PO Box 1151, Boise, ID 83701.

Andrew McDavies The donut headed fish boy. andrewmcdavies.co.uk

Wanted, somebody to go back in time with. This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

For sale by owner. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

One man, seven women hot tub. $850 or best offer.

Comic Fever Comic news and articles. comicfever.com

Found - dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Been out awhile. Better be a big reward.

Nice parachute - never opened. Used once.

Rice Boy Comics from Overside by Evan Dahm. riceboy.com

Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

Dog for sale - eats anything and is fond of children.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Joanna Zhou Manga illustration and design. chocolatepixels.com

Used comics - why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

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Weaponizer We publish the best in Flash Fiction, Short Stories, Poetry and Independent Journalism. weaponizer.co.uk

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Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

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Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

Prick Magazine The World's First Free Tattoo, Piercing, and Music Lifestyle Magazine. prickmag.net

Used tombstone, perfect for someone named Homer HendelBergenHeinzel. One only.

For Sale: One pair hardly used dentures. only 2 teeth missing $100 Call Ira after 6

Turkey - for sale. Partially eaten. Only eight days old. Both drumsticks intact. $23

Wanted: 30 Chinamen and a zeppelin for elaborate practical joke. Can you help? Please call on 07829 821 72

For Sale: Bonsai Tree. Large $80. Call 020 7306 8044

Am you Grammer letting we down? Private tuition available. Now call now 07689 672 87

Incurable romantic, seeks filthy whore. Phone 0207 687 984

Is your memory letting you down? And what about your memory? Is it letting you down? Call for information pack right now. Before you forget. 07928 853 52

The creatures in my head illustration and artwork by Andrew Bell. creaturesinmyhead.com

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Amanda - I'm running a bit late. Will be there in about an hour. How far apart are the contractions?

For Sale: Holiday photos: Choice of ski, sun or city break. Ideal for anecdote or alibi. Call 020 867 3461

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King size rubber sheets, black. $40/$45 clean. Call 0161 767 896

Hitachi washing machine DX250, under warranty until kill kill kill, kill them all February 2010, in perfect working order. $180 ono. Call 020 8442 898

ASJ41 Awesome Storm Justice 41 is a community webcomic project. There are multiple webisodes in production. Hope you enjoy... uggabugga.net

Wausau Comics Blogs, reviews, web comics and more! Genre Entertainment Done Right! ingenre.com

Joe Blakely is willing to do freelance work in the comic industry. Contact me directly by email. joewapo@att.net

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